So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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