i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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