this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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