why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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