i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
