And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So here I am, sexting at work.
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