He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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