I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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