She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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