I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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