So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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