honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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