After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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