i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
its liver damage thursday
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