just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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