If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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