turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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