Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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