You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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