I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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