i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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