Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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