What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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