note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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