She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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