Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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