Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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