So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
