thus making me awesome and them whores
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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