okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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