If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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