so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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