We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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