I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Randomize
