why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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