is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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