On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
