when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
