Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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