You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
