i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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