Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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