bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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