Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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