I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Congratulations! We have a period
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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