I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
