Kiss
Puke
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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