Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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