I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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