he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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