If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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